Awukwazi ukuthembela kwi-blondes. Ukulungele ukunika umnakwabo inwele entsha phakathi kwemilenze yakhe ukuze nje axatyiswe. Ndiyamqonda-akunakwenzeka ukuba ahlukane nomzimba onjalo, nokuba ngamandla entando. Kwaye ke siyazibuza ukuba kutheni amanye amantshontsho engayiyeki ngomhla wokuqala. Kungenxa yokuba banabantakwabo abababopha ngeentambo ngaphambi kokuba benze!
Oo, la mantombazana amhlophe, awadingi nto ngaphandle kokuthatha i-phallus enkulu ye-Negro ngokwabo kwaye, ukuba kunokwenzeka, ukugwinya ngakumbi, ukubenza baqhaqhazele kwaye bafune ukuhlanza. I-brunette yanelisekile kakhulu, njengoko inokubonwa kwimiboniso efakwe emva kwayo yonke into eyenzekayo.
Amantombazana e-Elf enzelwe ukwanelisa abalinganiswa basentsomini. Ke i-blonde yayivuya kakhulu ukuba ithathe isidlele kwaye izivumele ukuba ibanjwe nguSanta Claus. Amava awayeza kuhlala unyaka wonke!