Ngoku ngulomntu umhle ehlala endlini, enomfanekiso ogqibeleleyo, akafani nowasetyhini ophethe ibhakethi nelaphu. Ndingathanda into, nam, ukuba umfazi omhle kangaka ebecoca ehamba ze. Nangona ingeyiyo yonke indoda enokuba nesibindi sokuleqa indoda enempandla ngolo hlobo. Umphathi wayenodaka olukhulu, kodwa lo mgcini-ndlu wayewuphatha, awuhlambe kuqala, aze awupholishe. Kwaye wayenza kakuhle.
Onjani umfoti onesiphithiphithi, i-paparazzi ekhohlakeleyo. Yangena nge balcony yaphantse yafaka ilens kwimpundu yentshontsho. Kwaye ulele apho ecinga, "Kutheni umyeni wam engathethi? Mhlawumbi yi-prank. Kwaye umyeni ucinga into efanayo ngaye, kwaye uqala ukuphosa eesileni ngakumbi! Kwaye yile ndlela bafumana ngayo isibini kwi-roll. Shit, kufuneka sivale iikhethini!
Lonto ipholile ndinqwenela ukuba bendinokonwaba ubusuku bonke ngolohlobo